Mystery Random Theater 4k! Episode 4!
Mood:
silly
Now Playing: Gangster Trippin'-Fatboy Slim
Topic: Writing/Poetry
Notes: Onto the badfics! This isn't a mary sue. I couldn't seem to find one just yet. Anyway, this is the fourth and (hopefully) long episode. I'm still working on a theme and host segs.
Disclaimers: I won this series and characters, however, Best Brains owns the MST3k concept. Utena belongs to its owner (forgot who) and this fic belongs to DizzyPressin of FanFiction.net
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Mystery Random Theater 4000!
Starring....
Mike! (Can I cosplay as Vash for Halloween?)
Adam! (You know, that's interesting.)
Jayson! (Don't insult Flogging Molly!)
Steve! (I need a hug...)
In....
Episode 4: Anime Silliness
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(the guys are back from the movie, talking in the basement)
Mike*giggles*: I wanna see it again. It was funny.
Adam*shoves him*: You obviously didn't get it.
Jayson*rolls his eyes*: It's not funny!
Mike*pouts*: I just have a morbid sense of humor.
Jayson*smirks*: More morbid than me? You weren't laughing; I was.
Adam*mutters*: You two are freaks.
(the tv turns on, showing Trinity)
Trinity*smiling*: I got the perfect thing for you today!
Mike*mock excited*: What?! REALLY!
Trinity*smirks*: Anyway, it's a screwy Utena fic.
Steve*grins*: I bet it is.
Adam*kicks Steve*: The fic hasn't even started and your mind is in the gutter...
Trinity*waving*: Have fun!
*sirens go off*
All*shouting*: We got Utena sign!
(they sit on the couch in their usual order)
Mike*snorts*: When diet fads go too far...
Author: DizzyPressin
Jayson*drawl*: I got dizzy pressin' this button...
All sans Jayson:*groans*
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 11 - Published: 07-15-06 - Updated: 08-01-06
Mike*curious*: What does the 'T' mean?
Adam*ponders*: Tenacious D?
Steve*smirks*: Seeing Jack Black would be nice...
Hiya! DizzyPressin here with my first fic on this account! I’ve written fanfiction before, but now I’m actually posting it on this site. I hope you enjoy this first chapter I have completed (I tried to keep it short cuz I know people stories that are WAY too long). Anyway, it seems disclaimers are mandatory, so here’s mine: everything in this story, the characters, the school, what have you… belong to me. Yes, the author willed me them right before getting into a freak spoon . Anyway, I wish I could say that, but no, I don’t actually own anything. Maybe someday.
Jayson*smiles*: Can't forget the diclaimer.
Mike*snickers*: A spoon ..
Adam*gives Mike a warning glare*: Don't even think about it.
Touga woke up in a blissful mood one fine Saturday morning. The night before he had gone to a party where he had womanized, drunk, womanized, ate awesome chips, womanized, and gotten into the best cake ever…. And womanized. He felt mighty pleased with himself as he headed for his plush restroom, only to be struck by horror as he stood on the scale.
Mike*gasps, as Touga*: I have feet!
“Holy sweet muffins!” He exclaimed piteously. His body had finally taken its toll after all of the partying he had occupied himself on a nightly basis. Now, almost as though it were from out of nowhere, Touga found himself staring into the face of his biggest dilemma yet: an extra five pounds. There was no way any chick would want him with his man pudge! There had to be a solution to go about this, but what could it be?
Jayson*shrugs*: It's only five pounds...
Mike*Touga, to a woman*: Will you go out woth me?
Steve*falsetto*: No! You're as fat as a whale!
Mike*Touga*: Waah!*cries*
Quickly, Touga threw on his clothes and rushed to the cafeteria in search of Miki, the only person on the campus wise enough to answer the - ’s questions. Grabbing a piece of stress-relieving carrot cake, Touga immediately sat in front of the seventh grader who grasped so much beyond his years.
Adam*rolls his eyes*: Like a seventh grader could help...
Mike*offended*: Don't insult Miki!
Adam*mutters*: Utena fanboy.
Mike*miffed*: I heard that.
“Miki, I need your help,” Touga spouted, staring at the blue haired boy frantically. “Just recently the most horrible thing happened!”
Adam*Touga*: I just got entered into Survivor. Damn that Jeff Probst!
Jayson*Touga*: I lost my precious spork collection!
Steve*Touga*: My kitty fell out of the window!
Mike*Touga*: I ran out of hand lotion!
Miki glanced at him ponderously. “Did End of the World send you an insulting letter?”
Jayson*snickers*: There's plenty of insults for Touga.
Mike*pushes him*: Be nice.
Jayson*smiles*: You like Touga? No wonder since he's so similar to you....
Mike*offended*: I'm not a male floozy! Take that back before I lay the Smackdown on you!
Jayson*smugly*: Looks like mr sissypants watches wrestling....
Mike*flustered*: I only watch it for the....uh....theme songs!
Jayson*not buying it*: Yeah right.
“No, worse!”
Adam*snickers*: What's worse than getting an insulting letter?
Mike*smiles*: An insulting rejection.
“Miss Utena rejected you for a ten year old!”
Jayson*blinks*: Isn't that illegal?
Mike*condescending*: Not in anime.
Jayson*disgusted*: Ewwww!
“Even worse than that!”
Adam: What's the worst thing that ever happend to you?
Mike*grimly*: When Fluffy the cat died. I still mourn him.
Steve*monotone*: When we ran out of KY on our honeymoon.
Jayson*same*: When I lost my precious collection of Magic: The Gathering cards.
Adam*bored*: When I lost my Dogma dvd.
Mike*laughing*: You play Magic, Jay?
Jayson*defensive*: Only for the pretty art!
Miki’s eyes widened in horror. “Saionji forced you to go with him to his knitting club!”
Jayson*monotone*: The horror, the horror.
Mike: Knitting is boring.
The red haired man’s eyes began to fill with tears. “No, my friend. Something much more terrible has happened.” He covered his face with his hand in shame. “I just gained… five pounds.”
All: *gasp!*
Mike*snickers*: And here I thought his pet died.
The room fell hush, all conversations stopping as every person’s gaze locked onto their Student Council President. Miki gasped in shear at the news, his jaw left hanging open. Touga knew his condition was serious, but to now realize how grave it was jolted him with a sudden wave of fear.
Jayson*imitates a sheep*: Baa.
Adam*rolls his eyes*: That's a bad pun.
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Part two coming up later!
Penciled by Trinity Chandler
at 10:53 AM
Updated: Monday, October 2, 2006 11:06 AM
not sure
chillin'
happy
party time!
celebratory
lyrical
chatty
lazy
energetic
