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incredulousCrooks & Liars is a political blog I stumbled on. Here's a link to one of the entries:
I really hope Bush doesn't sell us out.....
energeticI got referred to this awesome website and want to share it. Here's my profile link:
http://spikechan42.flixster.com
You basically rat e and review lots of movies, new and old. It's addicting and fun.
happyNotes: Here's the second part! Enoy.
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“Miki, you must know. Is there anything I can do? What has to be done to rid me of this curse!”
Jayson*snorts*: Like he would know.
Mike*Miki, annoyed*: What am I, your diet coach?!
“I-I don’t know!” The younger boy exclaimed. “There’s never been a record of a student at Ohtori Academy to have ever gained weight before! It’s just not natural! And you, a love prospect out of all people, why, for you to put on five pounds should be physically impossible!”
Adam*frustrated*: But....gaining pounds IS possible!
Jayson*reaches over and pats his shoulder*: Don't think too hard about it.
Mike: This is anime, Adam; they don't gain weight.
“Please Miki! Do you have any idea of what could be done? I always thought it was a myth like pregnancy and AIDS!”
Adam*annoyed now*: AIDS and pregnancy is NOT a myth! Grrr!*tears up a pillow*
Mike*trying to calm his boyfriend*: In anime, logic isn't applied. So it makes sense that those are myths.
Adam*cynical*: Thank you, anime guru Mike.
“I’m not sure,” Miki said as he thought hard on the matter. “It’s possible that the only way you can get rid of your excess baggage is if you revolutionize the world.”
Adam*snaps*: This doesn't make sense!
Mike*soothing*: Don't think about it.
*Adam bangs his head on the couch in anger*
Jayson*looking at Adam*: That might lose you some brain cell, Addy-man.
Adam*irratated*: You know calling me that makes me want to hurt you. Badly.
Jayson*smiles*: Then don't hurt your precious, rational head.
“Of course!” Touga stood in revelation, “I should have thought of that! With such power I could burn more fat than any mortal could possibly desire. But that does mean fighting Miss Utena Tenjou… unless I first seduce her.” A brilliant scheme began to form in the President’s head. If he could get Utena to fall in love with him, then she would have no choice other than to give him her revolutionary power. It was an ingenious plan, and as luck would have it, Miss Tenjou had just walked into the cafeteria. Taking a large bite out of a Godiva chocolate bar to boost his confidence, Touga strutted towards the pink haired female with as much testosterone enforced pazazz as he could muster.
Jayson*snickers*: Brillian plan, Einstein. Seduce the she-prince.
Mike*glares at Jay*: Don't call Utena-sama that, baka!
Jayson*rolls his eyes*: I don't understand Japanese, geek.
“Why hello Miss Utena. You know, last night I had the strangest dream. I was sitting underneath a large tree watching the sunset when an angel appeared to me, and I realized the angel was you.”
Steve*stifling laughter*: That was quite a smarmy and mushy pick up line, Touga.
Most normally such a corny line from the Student Council President would have swept any lady Ohtori student off her feet, but Utena could only stare in a confused manner.
Jayson*Utena, confused*: Are you hitting on me or am I just stoned?
Steve*snickers*: That would be funny....Utena stoned.
“Touga? Are you… wider, by chance?”
Adam*Touga*: As wide as a semi.
Touga found himself unable to respond. Was his extra baggage really all that obvious?
Jayson*as random Ohteri student, pointing*: Look at the fatty!
Jay, Steve, Adam*chanting*: Touga's a fatty!
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There's another short part for you. I'll be MSTing more later.
sillyNotes: Onto the badfics! This isn't a mary sue. I couldn't seem to find one just yet. Anyway, this is the fourth and (hopefully) long episode. I'm still working on a theme and host segs.
Disclaimers: I won this series and characters, however, Best Brains owns the MST3k concept. Utena belongs to its owner (forgot who) and this fic belongs to DizzyPressin of FanFiction.net
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Mystery Random Theater 4000!
Starring....
Mike! (Can I cosplay as Vash for Halloween?)
Adam! (You know, that's interesting.)
Jayson! (Don't insult Flogging Molly!)
Steve! (I need a hug...)
In....
Episode 4: Anime Silliness
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(the guys are back from the movie, talking in the basement)
Mike*giggles*: I wanna see it again. It was funny.
Adam*shoves him*: You obviously didn't get it.
Jayson*rolls his eyes*: It's not funny!
Mike*pouts*: I just have a morbid sense of humor.
Jayson*smirks*: More morbid than me? You weren't laughing; I was.
Adam*mutters*: You two are freaks.
(the tv turns on, showing Trinity)
Trinity*smiling*: I got the perfect thing for you today!
Mike*mock excited*: What?! REALLY!
Trinity*smirks*: Anyway, it's a screwy Utena fic.
Steve*grins*: I bet it is.
Adam*kicks Steve*: The fic hasn't even started and your mind is in the gutter...
Trinity*waving*: Have fun!
*sirens go off*
All*shouting*: We got Utena sign!
(they sit on the couch in their usual order)
| Anime/Manga » Utena » To Rid the Fat is to Revolutionize the World |
Mike*snorts*: When diet fads go too far...
Author: DizzyPressin
Jayson*drawl*: I got dizzy pressin' this button...
All sans Jayson:*groans*
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 11 - Published: 07-15-06 - Updated: 08-01-06
Mike*curious*: What does the 'T' mean?
Adam*ponders*: Tenacious D?
Steve*smirks*: Seeing Jack Black would be nice...
Hiya! DizzyPressin here with my first fic on this account! I’ve written fanfiction before, but now I’m actually posting it on this site. I hope you enjoy this first chapter I have completed (I tried to keep it short cuz I know people stories that are WAY too long). Anyway, it seems disclaimers are mandatory, so here’s mine: everything in this story, the characters, the school, what have you… belong to me. Yes, the author willed me them right before getting into a freak spoon . Anyway, I wish I could say that, but no, I don’t actually own anything. Maybe someday.
Jayson*smiles*: Can't forget the diclaimer.
Mike*snickers*: A spoon ..
Adam*gives Mike a warning glare*: Don't even think about it.
Touga woke up in a blissful mood one fine Saturday morning. The night before he had gone to a party where he had womanized, drunk, womanized, ate awesome chips, womanized, and gotten into the best cake ever…. And womanized. He felt mighty pleased with himself as he headed for his plush restroom, only to be struck by horror as he stood on the scale.
Mike*gasps, as Touga*: I have feet!
“Holy sweet muffins!” He exclaimed piteously. His body had finally taken its toll after all of the partying he had occupied himself on a nightly basis. Now, almost as though it were from out of nowhere, Touga found himself staring into the face of his biggest dilemma yet: an extra five pounds. There was no way any chick would want him with his man pudge! There had to be a solution to go about this, but what could it be?
Jayson*shrugs*: It's only five pounds...
Mike*Touga, to a woman*: Will you go out woth me?
Steve*falsetto*: No! You're as fat as a whale!
Mike*Touga*: Waah!*cries*
Quickly, Touga threw on his clothes and rushed to the cafeteria in search of Miki, the only person on the campus wise enough to answer the - ’s questions. Grabbing a piece of stress-relieving carrot cake, Touga immediately sat in front of the seventh grader who grasped so much beyond his years.
Adam*rolls his eyes*: Like a seventh grader could help...
Mike*offended*: Don't insult Miki!
Adam*mutters*: Utena fanboy.
Mike*miffed*: I heard that.
“Miki, I need your help,” Touga spouted, staring at the blue haired boy frantically. “Just recently the most horrible thing happened!”
Adam*Touga*: I just got entered into Survivor. Damn that Jeff Probst!
Jayson*Touga*: I lost my precious spork collection!
Steve*Touga*: My kitty fell out of the window!
Mike*Touga*: I ran out of hand lotion!
Miki glanced at him ponderously. “Did End of the World send you an insulting letter?”
Jayson*snickers*: There's plenty of insults for Touga.
Mike*pushes him*: Be nice.
Jayson*smiles*: You like Touga? No wonder since he's so similar to you....
Mike*offended*: I'm not a male floozy! Take that back before I lay the Smackdown on you!
Jayson*smugly*: Looks like mr sissypants watches wrestling....
Mike*flustered*: I only watch it for the....uh....theme songs!
Jayson*not buying it*: Yeah right.
“No, worse!”
Adam*snickers*: What's worse than getting an insulting letter?
Mike*smiles*: An insulting rejection.
“Miss Utena rejected you for a ten year old!”
Jayson*blinks*: Isn't that illegal?
Mike*condescending*: Not in anime.
Jayson*disgusted*: Ewwww!
“Even worse than that!”
Adam: What's the worst thing that ever happend to you?
Mike*grimly*: When Fluffy the cat died. I still mourn him.
Steve*monotone*: When we ran out of KY on our honeymoon.
Jayson*same*: When I lost my precious collection of Magic: The Gathering cards.
Adam*bored*: When I lost my Dogma dvd.
Mike*laughing*: You play Magic, Jay?
Jayson*defensive*: Only for the pretty art!
Miki’s eyes widened in horror. “Saionji forced you to go with him to his knitting club!”
Jayson*monotone*: The horror, the horror.
Mike: Knitting is boring.
The red haired man’s eyes began to fill with tears. “No, my friend. Something much more terrible has happened.” He covered his face with his hand in shame. “I just gained… five pounds.”
All: *gasp!*
Mike*snickers*: And here I thought his pet died.
The room fell hush, all conversations stopping as every person’s gaze locked onto their Student Council President. Miki gasped in shear at the news, his jaw left hanging open. Touga knew his condition was serious, but to now realize how grave it was jolted him with a sudden wave of fear.
Jayson*imitates a sheep*: Baa.
Adam*rolls his eyes*: That's a bad pun.
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Part two coming up later!
party time!Notes and disclaimers: All right! Second episode! Since I no longer like Fall Out Boy, I'm going to riff one of their popular songs.
I own these characters and series but not the MSTing concept. That belongs to Best Brains. Fall Out Boy owns these lyrics. Oh yeah, any mention of an anime, tv show, movie, game, etc, belong to their owners. Just covering my ass here, everyone.
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Mystery Random Theater 4000!
(no theme song as of yet)
Starring....
Mike! (Do I have to watch that show again?)
Adam! (I think Punk'd is annoying.)
Jayson! (I told you not to touch that!)
Steve! (I think Tre Cool is hot...)
In....
Episode 2: Lyrical Nonsense (continued)
(the guys are back from their break and are dully surprised with some more horrible lyrics)
(they sit down with their snacks)
Mike*sipping his SoBe*: I wonder what band this is...
Artist: Fall Out Boy Lyrics
Jayson*nearly choking on his popcorn with laughter*: These guys are a joke!
Adam*snickers*: Like CKY?
Song: Sugar, We're Going Down Lyrics
Mike*grins*: I bet they go down, all right...
Adam*kicks Mike*: Mike!
Mike*pouts*: What? Can't I have some fun?
Jayson*pondering*: How can you go down on sugar?
Steve*pats Jay's shoulder*: You're taking it too literally, -sugar-.
All sans Steve:*groans*
Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Mike*giggles*: I bet he gets paid to be a 'notch in a bedpost'....
Adam*low, eerily calm voice*: Mike....
Steve*snickers*: I wouldn't want to be a line in any of their songs....
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
Jayson*smirks*: What team are they sleeping for?
Mike*grins*: The man-wh-OW!
*Adam slaps Mike*
Mike*pouting*: You're ruining my fun.
Adam*rolls his eyes*: Get your sick mind out of the gutter.
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, it and pull it
Mike*Beavis*: He said . Huh huh.
Jayson*Butthead*: Shut up, Beavis.
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Mike*giggling madly*: I think mr singer guy has something he needs to tell us...
Jayson*snickers*: This part can be taken waaay out of context...
Adam*kicks Mike and Jay*: Don't read it like that, pervs.
Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team
Steve*grins*: They should be sleeping for the Packers.
All*cheers*: PACKERS! Whoo!
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, it and pull it
[x2]
Mike*giggles*: Too bad I suck at math.
Jayson*smiles coyly*: I bet you suck at something else too....
Adam*irritated*: Don't hit on my boyfriend, Jay.
Jayson*grins*: Want me to hit him instead?
Mike*weakly defending himself, squealing*: Don't let him hit me!
Adam*sighs*: Just be quiet and riff.
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, it and pull it
Mike*grins*: He said it again. Can I?
Adam*stern*: NO, Mike.
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, it and pull it
Steve*Picard*: This is highly illogical.
Mike*snickers*: You watch Star Trek?
Steve*rolls his eyes*: Occasionally.
Mike*chanting*: Steve is a Trekkie, Steve is a Trekkie!
Steve*flustered*: Shut up!
We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded god complex, it and pull it
Jayson*giggles*: I have a god complex sometimes...it's a rash or something....
Adam*sighs in frustration*: Don't turn the song dirty.
Mike*laughs*: Are you kidding? It already is!
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, it and pull it
Mike*snickers*: I get a loaded god complex when Adam is blowing me....
Adam*shoves Mike*: Too much info, dumbass.
Mike*hurt*: I was just telling the truth.
Jayson*grins*: Let's go see a movie. 'The Black Dahlia' looks good.
Adam*smiles*: It'll get our minds off these lyrics anyway.....
(the guys exit the basement, since the door is unlocked now and go see the mentioned movie. you'll see what they think next episode, when they MST their first anime mary sue I can find off FF.net!)
The end...until next time.
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celebratoryTrinty's Notes: This isn't my first time at attempting to MST, just to tell you. I really hope this works out. For character info, go to the Writing/Poetry section and look for the most recent entry before this one^_^on with the show!
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Mystery Random Theater 4000!
Starring.....
Mike! (Do I really have to do this?)
Adam! (This is dumb.)
Jayson! (Get me the f*** out of here before I do a Johnny C!)
Steve! (Can I tape next time we do this?)
In......
Episode One: Lyrical Nonsense
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Disclaimer (before I forget): I own these characters and series that is based on Mystery Science Theater 3k by the awesome Best Brains. Oh yeah-these crappy, annoying lyrics belong to their *cough* respective owners. Don't sue or steal cause it's BAD.
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(Our four unlikely heroes wake up in the basement of a house they don't know after a major party coincedently celebrating Jayson and Steve's second year anniversary of their marriage. Let's just say those four acted worse than the gang on Jackass.)
Jayson*coming to, blinking*: Where am I?
Mike*yawns, stretching*: That was one hell of a party. I still have a hangover...
Adam*looks around curiously*: Why does this place remind me of a plush dungeon?
Steve*waking up, blinking and squinting*: Where are we?
Mike*smirks*: Maybe we're on a reality series...
Adam*shoves Mike*: Don't jinx us, idiot.
(the big screen tv turns on, showing Trinity and her assistant Andrea)
Trinity*grins*: Good morning, boys! I see Andrea spiked your drinks quite well.
Jayson*annoyed*: Where are we?!
Trinity*still grinning*: You're in hell, my rats.
Mike*glances around*: Then where's all the fire?
Trinity*rolls her eyes*: Cute. Anyway, time for you to have some fun reading lyrics from the most terrible artists known to man....
Mike*snickers*: N'Snyc?
Trinity*ominously*: Much, much worse, grasshopper.
(alarms go off)
Mike*shouting*: We got crap sign!
(the four sit on the long couch in this order: Jayson, Steve, Adam, Mike)
All American Rejects
Mike*rolls his eyes*: Not an emo band!
Steve*mock 'emo'*: I'm so sad.
Dirty Little Secret
Jayson*whispering*: Here's my dirty little secret....I suck at performing. (yes, pun intended, folks)
Mike*grins*: I think I know their little secret...
Adam*curious*: What?
Mike*smirks*: They're poseurs, obviously. Media s.
Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Jayson*irritated*: Stop bitching and get over it! So someone cheated on you; big deal.
Mike*mock whiny*: Mommy! He hurt me! Make it stop!
Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
Mike*hums M:I theme*
Jayson*deep voice*: Your mission-stop being a whiny sissyboy.
Adam*snorts*: I don't think they'll accomplish that mission.
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Jayson*realizing*: Wait...so Mr singer guy is keeping a ho and doesn't want anyone to know.
Steve*snickers*: He's a poet and he don't know it.
Adam*dully*: Thank you for that inane poetry.
Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Mike*giggles*: You're right, Jay! He has a because no other women would date his poor emo ass!
Steve*sighs*: Sadly, I bet they only get laid by groupies of both genders.
Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
Jayson*whiny*: But I wanna play a different game!
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Mike*ominous*: I sense blackmail, mr singer guy...
Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And now I try to lie
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out
Adam*snickers*: I wouldn't want to date this guy. He sounds slightly paranoid.
Steve*hums 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police*
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)
Jaysone*annoyed*: This repetition is getting on my nerves...
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Mike*giggles*: I bet his secret is that he sh**s in his pants on stage...
Adam*stern*: Mike!
Who has to know
Who has to know
Jayson*getting up*: We don't want to know. Let's go, guys...
(the four exit to get some snacks, since the torment ended for now)
Fin
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On the next episode....
The gang rips some more lyrics, this time it's Fall Out Boy. Stay tuned!
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Notes: My first sucessful MSTing. Go me. I'll be easing into badfics next and then go onto bigger things.
The real end....
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