Mood:
happyNow Playing: The Hand that Feeds-nine inch nails
Topic: Writing/Poetry
Notes: Here's the second part! Enoy.
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“Miki, you must know. Is there anything I can do? What has to be done to rid me of this curse!”
Jayson*snorts*: Like he would know.
Mike*Miki, annoyed*: What am I, your diet coach?!
“I-I don’t know!” The younger boy exclaimed. “There’s never been a record of a student at Ohtori Academy to have ever gained weight before! It’s just not natural! And you, a love prospect out of all people, why, for you to put on five pounds should be physically impossible!”
Adam*frustrated*: But....gaining pounds IS possible!
Jayson*reaches over and pats his shoulder*: Don't think too hard about it.
Mike: This is anime, Adam; they don't gain weight.
“Please Miki! Do you have any idea of what could be done? I always thought it was a myth like pregnancy and AIDS!”
Adam*annoyed now*: AIDS and pregnancy is NOT a myth! Grrr!*tears up a pillow*
Mike*trying to calm his boyfriend*: In anime, logic isn't applied. So it makes sense that those are myths.
Adam*cynical*: Thank you, anime guru Mike.
“I’m not sure,” Miki said as he thought hard on the matter. “It’s possible that the only way you can get rid of your excess baggage is if you revolutionize the world.”
Adam*snaps*: This doesn't make sense!
Mike*soothing*: Don't think about it.
*Adam bangs his head on the couch in anger*
Jayson*looking at Adam*: That might lose you some brain cell, Addy-man.
Adam*irratated*: You know calling me that makes me want to hurt you. Badly.
Jayson*smiles*: Then don't hurt your precious, rational head.
“Of course!” Touga stood in revelation, “I should have thought of that! With such power I could burn more fat than any mortal could possibly desire. But that does mean fighting Miss Utena Tenjou… unless I first seduce her.” A brilliant scheme began to form in the President’s head. If he could get Utena to fall in love with him, then she would have no choice other than to give him her revolutionary power. It was an ingenious plan, and as luck would have it, Miss Tenjou had just walked into the cafeteria. Taking a large bite out of a Godiva chocolate bar to boost his confidence, Touga strutted towards the pink haired female with as much testosterone enforced pazazz as he could muster.
Jayson*snickers*: Brillian plan, Einstein. Seduce the she-prince.
Mike*glares at Jay*: Don't call Utena-sama that, baka!
Jayson*rolls his eyes*: I don't understand Japanese, geek.
“Why hello Miss Utena. You know, last night I had the strangest dream. I was sitting underneath a large tree watching the sunset when an angel appeared to me, and I realized the angel was you.”
Steve*stifling laughter*: That was quite a smarmy and mushy pick up line, Touga.
Most normally such a corny line from the Student Council President would have swept any lady Ohtori student off her feet, but Utena could only stare in a confused manner.
Jayson*Utena, confused*: Are you hitting on me or am I just stoned?
Steve*snickers*: That would be funny....Utena stoned.
“Touga? Are you… wider, by chance?”
Adam*Touga*: As wide as a semi.
Touga found himself unable to respond. Was his extra baggage really all that obvious?
Jayson*as random Ohteri student, pointing*: Look at the fatty!
Jay, Steve, Adam*chanting*: Touga's a fatty!
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There's another short part for you. I'll be MSTing more later.
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