Mood:
celebratoryNow Playing: Privilege-Incubus
Topic: Writing/Poetry
Trinty's Notes: This isn't my first time at attempting to MST, just to tell you. I really hope this works out. For character info, go to the Writing/Poetry section and look for the most recent entry before this one^_^on with the show!
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Mystery Random Theater 4000!
Starring.....
Mike! (Do I really have to do this?)
Adam! (This is dumb.)
Jayson! (Get me the f*** out of here before I do a Johnny C!)
Steve! (Can I tape next time we do this?)
In......
Episode One: Lyrical Nonsense
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Disclaimer (before I forget): I own these characters and series that is based on Mystery Science Theater 3k by the awesome Best Brains. Oh yeah-these crappy, annoying lyrics belong to their *cough* respective owners. Don't sue or steal cause it's BAD.
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(Our four unlikely heroes wake up in the basement of a house they don't know after a major party coincedently celebrating Jayson and Steve's second year anniversary of their marriage. Let's just say those four acted worse than the gang on Jackass.)
Jayson*coming to, blinking*: Where am I?
Mike*yawns, stretching*: That was one hell of a party. I still have a hangover...
Adam*looks around curiously*: Why does this place remind me of a plush dungeon?
Steve*waking up, blinking and squinting*: Where are we?
Mike*smirks*: Maybe we're on a reality series...
Adam*shoves Mike*: Don't jinx us, idiot.
(the big screen tv turns on, showing Trinity and her assistant Andrea)
Trinity*grins*: Good morning, boys! I see Andrea spiked your drinks quite well.
Jayson*annoyed*: Where are we?!
Trinity*still grinning*: You're in hell, my rats.
Mike*glances around*: Then where's all the fire?
Trinity*rolls her eyes*: Cute. Anyway, time for you to have some fun reading lyrics from the most terrible artists known to man....
Mike*snickers*: N'Snyc?
Trinity*ominously*: Much, much worse, grasshopper.
(alarms go off)
Mike*shouting*: We got crap sign!
(the four sit on the long couch in this order: Jayson, Steve, Adam, Mike)
All American Rejects
Mike*rolls his eyes*: Not an emo band!
Steve*mock 'emo'*: I'm so sad.
Dirty Little Secret
Jayson*whispering*: Here's my dirty little secret....I suck at performing. (yes, pun intended, folks)
Mike*grins*: I think I know their little secret...
Adam*curious*: What?
Mike*smirks*: They're poseurs, obviously. Media s.
Let me know that I've done wrong
When I've known this all along
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Jayson*irritated*: Stop bitching and get over it! So someone cheated on you; big deal.
Mike*mock whiny*: Mommy! He hurt me! Make it stop!
Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
Mike*hums M:I theme*
Jayson*deep voice*: Your mission-stop being a whiny sissyboy.
Adam*snorts*: I don't think they'll accomplish that mission.
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Jayson*realizing*: Wait...so Mr singer guy is keeping a ho and doesn't want anyone to know.
Steve*snickers*: He's a poet and he don't know it.
Adam*dully*: Thank you for that inane poetry.
Who has to know
When we live such fragile lives
It's the best way we survive
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
Mike*giggles*: You're right, Jay! He has a because no other women would date his poor emo ass!
Steve*sighs*: Sadly, I bet they only get laid by groupies of both genders.
Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know
Jayson*whiny*: But I wanna play a different game!
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Mike*ominous*: I sense blackmail, mr singer guy...
Who has to know
The way she feels inside (inside)
Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)
These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)
And now I try to lie
It's eating me apart
Trace this life out
Adam*snickers*: I wouldn't want to date this guy. He sounds slightly paranoid.
Steve*hums 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police*
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret)
Jaysone*annoyed*: This repetition is getting on my nerves...
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Dirty little secret
Mike*giggles*: I bet his secret is that he sh**s in his pants on stage...
Adam*stern*: Mike!
Who has to know
Who has to know
Jayson*getting up*: We don't want to know. Let's go, guys...
(the four exit to get some snacks, since the torment ended for now)
Fin
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On the next episode....
The gang rips some more lyrics, this time it's Fall Out Boy. Stay tuned!
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Notes: My first sucessful MSTing. Go me. I'll be easing into badfics next and then go onto bigger things.
The real end....
energetic
cheeky
hungry
lazy
cool
lyrical
